“Stripping Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness of its Unneeded Tracks Makes it the Best Rock Album of the ’90s”

In recent years, I’ve developed the rather quirky habit of naming Adore as my favorite album by The Smashing Pumpkins. Now, obivious “hipster” accusations aside, I did cite the album’s consistency as a commendable measure ahead of Mellon Collie, and, even Siamese Dream, whose uncomfortable extremes of volume can certainly be a handful.  I mean, […]

“On the Extent to Which the Ability of Jeffers’ ‘The House Dog’s Grave’ to Resemble Sylverstein is a Feather in its Cap”

I moved back to the Midwest from Colorado in 2010. Since then, you know, it’s been a magnanimous game of warfare of every kind, all the while witnessing more sexual conversations all around me and girls in compromising attire. At one point, anyway, right when I was back, I was staying with my grandmother in […]

“Maddy Keys Eyes”

It was astonishing to walk into that coffee shop in Sydney and see Nic Dalton and Tom Morgan sitting there. Dalton was almost indiscernible behind a huge, heterogeneous beard, enjoying his complex coffee drink as if some religious adamancy were attaching him to it. Morgan sat opposite, and I couldn’t see his face, but a […]

“Roll the Highlights”

I was sitting on Facebook last night and I saw some post by a local news page something along the lines of, “…as layoffs pile up.” Now, depending on who you are, reader, you’re going to pull, push, tear and break what you will away from this post. I, for one, am scared. These layoffs, […]