“A Smiling Sun”

You can quantify this day, if you want, if it’s that important to you. It’s of an odd-numbered date. It’s an even-numbered level of degrees outside, a quanitifable barometric pressure. You can quantify the amount of cocaine that’s been sold in loud, well-lit big cities since 1997, and you can survey the amount of years […]

“I’m Opening Pandora’s Box”

In the distance, a strange, gentle and spooky ode plays, wafting out of my speakers like majestic smoke from Alice in Wonderland. It’s Jefferson Airplane’s “Triad”; an acoustic Grace Slick number with no drums on which she croons nicely, but with guttural emphasis, nonetheless, about her two lovers, the three of them in total encompassing […]

“The Grotto”

I woke up one morning in spring and decided to look and see if Phish was doing a summer tour. At first, in high school, I hated Phish, but part of this was because my friend would invariably play me the most appalling songs, like “Makasupa Police Man” and “Slave to the Traffic Light.” Once […]

“To Simplify the Giants”

There’s an age-old knock against Led Zeppelin: that all of their success stems from essentially ripping off the early blues boys. Of course, in addition to being completely asinine, as their most famous song, the eight-minute “Stairway to Heaven” utilizes neither blues scale nor structure, it’s also hypocritical, since other bands like the Stones made […]

“Et Tu, Brute”

There’s an astonishing chasm between reality and gesture. Behind dark eyes, we retreat, we attempt at a paradigm to make sense of what’s around us. Eventually, something gets our wheels churning again, gets us back to the primal authority of the sounds of our own voices, gets us back to liking “us” better than “them.” […]