“17 Lucky Box Tops”

I looked in my bag of granola again today, and sure enough, again, there were seven lucky box tops in there. I have to be careful of them, they’re so small and metal. But it all evens out in the end, see. See, if I go to the post office and mail them to the corporate office where the weather is totally different, there’s a theoretical possibility that I’ll receive a free t shirt of the brand that made the granola, I try to avert my mailman’s eyes as I long for the infirmary.

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