“Pimp C Died 11 Years Ago”

Pimp C died 11 years ago, in the fall of 2007. He was one half of UGK, along with Bun B. You still hear him rapping all the time on Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin.’” His job in life was pimping and his and if he wasn’t rappin’ baby he would still be ridin’ Mercedes. He’d dead […]

“An Exact Transcription of My Inner Dialogue While I’m Reading the Wikipedia Blurb on Houses of the Holy.”

(Me): Well, I would’ve loved to share the song “The Crunge” today on Facebook, but the Houses of the Holy cover was so disgusting that it rendered the entire operation lurid. I mean what’s actually UP with that cover? I’ll check out Wikipedia, my fact checking cuz. They’re always coming with some sociologically tenacious levity […]